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After Soberding discovered I had a block M brazenly tattooed to my leg, he told me that tattoos were considered to be bold move here (one run at U of M i counted 10 of 12 teammates with tattoos).  I quickly discovered Scott's words to be true.  T-Bar had some tattoos, but jesus, he also had a mullet.  It wasn't looking good.

We all know what has happened since.  Mildy, DP, and William C emigrated here all inked up.  After C-Mac and The DJ got their tattoos, William C thought it'd be fitting to get a lion tattoo.  T-Bar... got his nose pierced.  All this leads to effectively angering Soberding, though he won't admit it.  He's been considering getting an anchor tattoo in honor of the prestigious U.

Let's help him make this decision based on what we can assume from recent tattooing:

Pros:

• People will think your tattoo looks like the "cool font from final fantasy"
• Perceived closeness gained with Jesse.
• Become unique.

Cons:

• One of two parents will never support you again.
• Probably not as unique as you thought.
• Jesse isn't impressed.
• This team remains skeptical of tattoos.  Pussyhands & co. will attempt to make you second-guess your decision after the fact.  What a dick.

A tough decision remains for our white-collared friend.

A very terrible source, likely in a sabotage attempt, informed me that Schnodgras failed even harder last night in another encounter with S.U.F.G. than his pitiful attempt at an e-swoop.  Dammit, get it together man.  Details maybe will follow.