Brolling Deep

Grape Crush has a no-bro-left-behind agenda.  I think this morning demonstrated that, but tonight it's especially important to bear in mind.  Not only has homecoming sold out all of its tickets, but now people are talking about sneaking in.  When you guys go to homecoming, remember the step-by-step agenda:

1 - Ditch female dates as soon as possible (why did you take a female date?).
2 - Congregate/Concentrate all Grape Crushers in single, consolidated area.
3 - Belligerently bum rush the dance floor, effectively making it extremely awkward/unexciting for all 1100 people in attendance.
4 - Stick around long past your welcome.
5 - Take the show (20+ dudes) to someone's small house-party, all but 1 person not invited.  Enter discreetly through window.
6 - When asked by douchey person living in house who the hell you are, take extreme offense, snatch what resources you can, and speedily broll out.

I'm sure everyone can have a good time tonight if they remember - we're not celebrating anything.  Just... Business as usual.