Norseman's Efficiency Breakdown

Le Malde basically short-circuited in a crazed effort to attain the unattainable level of efficiency.
"Look at all these retards.  Carrying backpacks.  Hm."

Le Malde quickly solved this issue by deciding to only take one very small diary-style notebook (replete with random inspiring pictures) with him to cover every class.  Neatly segregating the tiny pages,15 for each class, surely, this could revolutionize note-taking forever.  Alas, when studying for theology, however - after his professors grew tired of seeing him write "Much ado about nothing" for everything - he had to shuffle through his entire jumbled diary trying to find what was said in class about gods no one has actually ever worshiped. 

"What happened?" you may be asking.  Le Malde uncharacteristically misjudged the amount of space that would be taken up by each class, and the pages inevitably began alternating between classes and his own sketches of wildlife, with the duck being a favorite of mine.  Upon realizing this error, Le Malde admitted to his national failure, and went home to construct robots.

Other news:  Xmas achieved the Invincible option in Goldeneye 64.  Suck it, Kimura.