Fall Break Quick Recap

Big Bob only ate Thai Ginger twice this past week, demoralizing the entire establishment as they became worried about what he was eating just to subsist.

The pizza count for me is now 9 of the last 10 days.  My dinner on Wednesday was Oreos, all I ate yesterday was Voodoo and 2 slices of leftover pizza as my diet has crumbled at the leisurely pace of Girlfriend Week.

Girlfriend week was a resounding success.  Ascott and I cast aside our ghost cloaks and made a largely public appearance on Friday night at Rogue.  Total amount of all forms money spent at Rogue by Xmas: Over $100.

Wayyy more servings of doughnuts were consumed than servings of vegetables.

Lady Geiga's attempt this weekend to share the joy of his loins with an entire room of people was unfortunately thwarted by Faubs.

Snowdi's attempt to become more spiritual and less cheese-eating was entirely dismantled as the Veggie Palace's landscaper powerfully mowed over his sweat lodge.  There was no thoughtful pause to wonder what that bump was.

Apparently Norwegian people are allergic to nuts.  Talk about an efficient way of obtaining calories tossed out the window... how embarrassing.

More to come later tonight.