Not very famous person seen in forest; Schnodgras defecates

If Kobe Bryant were running through Leif, D Will is very justified in going from 6 to midnight.  Prefontaine reincarnate came ambling up the trail today and Schnodgras predictably shit all over himself and nearly tackled him off the bluff all while involuntarily splooging downward into his knee-high socks.  Gross, get a hold of yourself.  If you're "famous" in our sport, keep in mind that no matter what you do, people like this will always be more famous than you, and will have way more money to spend on Thai Ginger.

Rip City marathon goes down tomorrow morning.  I'll be heckling people that still have 7 miles to go by means of dumping my dehumidifier on them and telling them there's no shame in jumping in the polluted river.  What will you be doing?