Weekend Betting Lines Results

Spreads:

• Reason for coach to give a third "time to get serious" speech (-5) defeated Tame behavior.  Again, RC's mood determined the outcome of this one with nothing more need be said.
• NFL Blitz mongering all free time (-20) destroyed having a productive weekend as no additions were made to the statistics formula card for Tuesday's exam.  Too busy dismantling whatever was left of Pussyhands's delicate masculinity (note: hands) by absolutely clobbering him in Blitz.  
• People being level-headed about a blog (+7) presumably upset the girls' team getting angry about things posted on here (probably this), while still not having any idea who I am.  Well, I guess the fact that they still don't have any idea who I am doesn't help me find real results for this.  But no one has approached me while cussing thus far, so... 

Over/Unders:

• Tarry making screaming phone calls at C-Mac: 1.5 Result: 0, Under.  Tarry made adjustments and became allies with C-Mac once more after wasting 3-4 hours of his time not wanting to be in the same corn maize as him.
• Bottles being unnecessarily broken outside our porch: 2.5 Result: 0, Under.  This is likely due to the fact that the 5629 Cowboy was casually drinking canned Bud 55.
• Domino's orders (I need to hear about them- Text/facebook): 1.5 Result: 3, Over.  One order each day, with Saturday being the largest, 4xStudent Special.