Chopkins loses trademark hair

Chopkins takes fantastic care of his hair.  AScott chooses to do nothing with it, instead wearing a "beanie" of some sort or some fashion that no one has ever really seen before.  Both characters being of the UK variety (communists), there had to be some kind of common ground.  Naturally, the decision axe fell upon Chopkins's hair, and rightfully so.  The carefully crafted and gelled spikedness was so individualistic that it could only survive in America, or maybe only part of it. 

In typical sacrificial fashion for common betterment, Chopkins made it seem like he was really embarrassed about "messing up his hair" when he tried to cut it.  He went to great lengths proving this, wearing a neon orange Tide racing hat (implying that he he actually loved NASCAR and capitalism) and complaining about his dodgy patches. 

Oh, now look.  No coincidence that his hair, and spirit, are both crushed now underneath an oddly similar style of bonnet that AScott wears.  Dammit, we're on to you two, and I want to see the O's hair come back in full fashion.