Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Snowdi seeker to further activate sweat glands

Many of us are busying ourselves in important tasks right now for fall break.  I've been playing Conker's Bad Fur Day for the last 36 hours or so.  Mosby has been relentlessly consuming food in an attempt to get ready for an upcoming date.  News has come in now that the Vanilla Gorilla has begun preparations for his sweat lodge.  It appears that he's cultivating the land behind the Snowdi Veggie Palace in order to further his Chi.  What will take place in this sweat lodge beyond simply profuse sweating and lots of naked men is yet to be known.  Whether or not it will have any spiritual effect on Snowdi, however, is already very obvious.  Being spiritual as he is and already as sweaty as he is, the only spiritual benefit Snowflake sees from this project is the satisfaction of seeing other naked dudes in his lodge.

So it comes down to this question:  What will Snowdi put in his lodge to entertainingly differentiate his new environment from the locker room showers?

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